Good evening one and all, we're all so glad to see you hereWe'll play your favorite songs while you're all so happy atmosphereWe'll start with 'Old Man River', then maybe 'Stormy Weather', tooI'm sure you know just what to doOn with the show good health to youPlease pour another glass, it's time to watch the cabaretYour wife will never know that you're not really working lateYour hostess here is Wendy, you'll find her very friendly, tooAnd we don't care just what you doOn with the show good health to youPetina, start the show at 2 o'clockOh, if by chance you find that you can't make it anymoreWe'll put you in a cab and get you safely to the doorBut we've got all the answers and we've got lovely dancers, tooThere's nothin' else you have to doOn with the show good health to youYou're all such lovely people dancing, eating 'round the floorBut if you have to fight, please take your trouble out the doorFor now I say with sorrow until this time tomorrowWe'll bid you all a find adieuOn with the show good health to you