Now,there's a real fancy [ˈfansi] i

Now,there's a real fancy [ˈfansi] invention, it's the one where you wave【weɪv】 your hand and it kicks it out. It's way too big a towel. Let me tell you a secret. [ˈsiːkrɪt]
If you're really quick, -- and I can prove this . How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off. It's smart enough to stop. And you get half a towel.
Finally. You will for the rest of your life remember those words every time you pick up a paper towel. And remember, one towel per person【pəː ˈpəːs(ə)n 】for one year --571.23 million 【five hunder seventy-one point two three 】 pounds of paper. No small thing.